╬  WRONG TURN AT YESOD (ADULT) Moral of the story: Friends don't let fiends mess with utterly inept human magick--unless they really need some "spice" in the relationship. A genderbent and pornographic cautionary tale. Mind the HET warning.

 No Barricades series
╬  THUNDER ROAD (T+)  For the Worst Case Scenario challenge. There's no official hit on anyone after the Apocal-lapse, but there sure are personal grudges. Crowley and Aziraphale seek sanctuary the hard way. And what HAS Adam been reading?
╬  THE CIRCULAR ARGUMENT  (ADULT)  In which 20-year-old Adam Young the Sartre-quoting skeptic gets what he really wants from Crowley and Aziraphale without even trying. After all, after a frantic flight from certain death, who wouldn't want a good stiff drink and a nice long hard threeway... existential discussion?

╬  THROUGH THE WIRE  (ADULT)  The physical distance between true lovers is merely a part of Maya, Illusion -- transcendable at the speed of desire. Which is a nice high-falutin' way of describing a smutty crackfic about supernatural phone sex gone just a little bit awry.

Internal Rhyme series
╬  AMID THE SACRED WRECK  (ADULT)  Scotland, the Dark Ages. The monks have their angel, the Vikings their demon, and this can't end well. Well, for the humans, anyway. The immortals have their own issues to resolve--competitively.
╬  BREATHLESS MOUTHS MAY SUMMON (ADULT)  The Crusades could throw a spanner into any testy, brand-new, and unconventional Arrangement--especially when it seems neither party has read all the fine print. (Don't take awful human behaviour personally. And watch your language!)
╬  THE PHOENIX & THE TURTLE (ADULT)  It's the 16th century, Golden Age of religious warfare, heresy trials, Hermetic magic[k], English literature and codpiece jokes. In which Crowley has an ill-advised scheme, a good sulk, and a bad secret; Aziraphale has a mortal admirer who's getting too close (in a purely Neoplatonic way of course), and the Need-to-Know Basis Clause of the Arrangement is stretched to the breaking point.

As the Romans series
╬  COMPROMISING POSITIONS (ADULT)  Seven years after the death of Christ, our heroes are in Rome and it's the season of Saturnalia. Aziraphale is mildly enthusiastic. Crowley is blasé. The Emperor is insane.
╬  DETENTÉ (ADULT)  Crowley wants Aziraphale to get over his self-inflicted Saturnalia trauma right now --after all, he has an IOU for a present to collect. And it turns out to involve peeled grapes, hot water, and wet feathers.

Coupled series
╬  SPECIAL DAY (T+) Because every slash OTP needs their own silly wedding fic, and it didn't seem like Crowley and Aziraphale had one yet. The Marriage of Heaven and Hell, as Blake never envisioned it.
╬  ENDANGERED SPECIES RECOVERY PROGRAM (ADULT)  The North American leg of a romantic honeymoon...a little bird-watching...what could possibly go wrong? Demonic heroism at its worst and angelic healing at its finest.

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Inner Sanctum (ADULT)  In which there is naughty art appreciation, public toilet sex, and Crowley pushes Aziraphale’s boundaries—with his tongue. Oh yeah, and cigar smoking.

The Downward Spiral (ADULT)  Sometimes an angel must truly confront his demons. And vice versa.

Remember Who You're Talking To (ADULT)  There is an argument. Aziraphale proves a point--not necessarily just the one he intended.

Internal Rhyme series (extra scene from "The Phoenix & the Turtle")
True and Faithfull Relations (ADULT)  A possible answer to the question of how Aziraphale's problematic mortal pal John Dee may have come by the shocking knowledge he revealed at his end...

Concinnitas (ADULT)  The inevitable follow-up to this drabble, written for the go100 “holiday spirit” challenge. Aziraphale’s amourous art appreciation unveils things long hidden—including a certain hobby buried in Crowley’s past.
 

more to come